A Select Cadre of Undergraduates (Bent to My Will)

To a Fine Crop

It is best to have a contingency plan in place in case our A.S.S. goes to ground. My thinking is to acquire an entourage, a select cadre of undergraduates, bent to do my bidding. If something must be grown, it will be sheaves of tobacco and hemp for paper (if it’s good enough for, perhaps, the drafts of The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence, The Bill of Rights, and Woody H.'s  couture choices on it, it must be good!).

Red grapes will cling to our arbors; hops, barley and malt will be used for the bottled stouts, lagers and ales; olives will grace our martinis.